Just a BROWN Christmas?

Need to rewrite a classic. “I’m dreaming of a BROWN Christmas?”
What the heck? Yes-I live in WISCONSIN and we have NO snow. It’s 50 degrees today. My son is outside playing four square without a jacket.
Don’t get me wrong….I am NO fan of cold OR of shoveling the white stuff but this is icky.
Christmas is a week away and they aren’t even forecasting snow.
Brown Christmas is just wrong.
Santa? We need some snow here quick!!